These are strange Christmas items made from produce at the stand in Port Sulphur, La.

Cucumber Santa

Kumquat angel

My favorite words in the whole world: Satsumas are here.





It's citrus season in Louisiana. The grove was out back. Florida back off because this fruit is goo-hood. The only thing better than this was the five pounds of crawfish and three pounds of shrimp my brother Jason and I ate in Belle Chasse at Salvo's Seafood and Deli.

My brown suga nephew, Zach, wearing his camo cowboy hat.

My sister, Khaki, acts like herself.

Q: What's wrong with this picture? A: Is it (a) that my niece Shelby is sitting on her cousin or (b) that Katie is enjoying it so much?